Celebrities.....

No-one has so far taken me up on buying my app.............
The one that switches the tv off 3 seconds before Nippy Sturgeon appears to spout..........again......and again...
Only £50,000 take PayPal!!

IanH wrote:No-one has so far taken me up on buying my app.............
The one that switches the tv off 3 seconds before Nippy Sturgeon appears to spout..........again......and again...
Only £50,000 take PayPal!!

How on earth are you getting wee nippy in Norfolk. Is there no hiding place 

There is no hiding place from Covid. Nippy is from a similar strain!!!!
Fortunately we have a vaccine for Covid, don't know of one for her

No way can Sir Lewis be on board, unless he's at the wheel...
Regarding Nippy, the only way to shut her up is to open up her cherished 2nd independence vote to the rest of the UK. She'd overwhelmingly get what she wants then.
Al.

I love the lighthearted nature of this thread. But.........if politicians are fair game then can I propose a whole red bus (with some sort of message about £350m for the NHS on the side) loaded and ready to go

And for balance, and they even provided their own boat, Bob Geldorf and all his luvvie whingers.

Davy

Askit wrote:I love the lighthearted nature of this thread. But.........if politicians are fair game then can I propose a whole red bus (with some sort of message about £350m for the NHS on the side) loaded and ready to go

Absolutely no politics so now I am afraid Nippy must come off. Don't blame me. Dopey Di is exempt as she thinks she is a celebrity and is just so annoying. 
Updated crew list coming soon but two new additions Richard Madeley and parsnip man from the advert
I think he is called Roger Martin....

Bob Geldof in on the waitlist

groundhog wrote:

Askit wrote:I love the lighthearted nature of this thread. But.........if politicians are fair game then can I propose a whole red bus (with some sort of message about £350m for the NHS on the side) loaded and ready to go

Absolutely no politics so now I am afraid Nippy must come off. Don't blame me. Dopey Di is exempt as she thinks she is a celebrity and is just so annoying. 
Updated crew list coming soon but two new additions Richard Madeley and parsnip man from the advert
I think he is called Roger Martin....

On that basis I'm happy to withdraw my proposed group. It's doubtful they would have had the correct paperwork anyway 

You can remove Nippy too, sorry for inadvertently breaking the rules!

The list so far, only a few places left, no more than twenty allowed ( but I can make changes for really good suggestions)

1. Gary Barlow... for being so smug
2. Gemma Collins.... for being Gemma Collins
3. Chap with the peroxide teeth... for being, well, just for being really
4. Dreams bed lady with the squeaky voice.. for services to hearing aids
5. Laura May Mc Mullan .... never heard of her, if its good enough for Gromit...!
6. Jules Holland... for being smarmy
7. Nish Kumar... because there is no reason why not  
8. Dopey Di.... Boat needed a purser and Carol Vorderman wasn't available
9. Stacey Dooley ( under review)
10. Mark Labbatt... for being too clever or thinking he is 
11. Richard Madeley.... how long have you got
12. Parsnip Man .... for wasting perfectly good veg
13. Jamie Oliver.... waving his arms about he is on semaphore duty
So just 7 places left

What about Sir? Lewis Hamilton.

Can't put Sir Lewis on I am afraid, Al wouldn't let me even if I wanted to ️

Having watched Mark Labbett on the TV last night just reconfirming he is departing without a shadow of a doubt, I wont be lending him the van anytime soon either if that is how he drives!
Still seven places left!

Two more contenders for seats, Vanessa Feltz.......is there no beginning to her talents and Alison Hammond..........where do I start

Have to agree Tony they are gone

You do of course realise that once you have filled this boat, they could produce a tv series called something like.
I m a celebrity get me off of here.
Pete

I don’t know where they found the 2 women and the man who sang at the Inauguration ceremony earlier this week but a shame they could not have found singers who could sing in tune, hold a tune and breath properly.

Dreadful performances of good music.

breakaleg wrote:You do of course realise that once you have filled this boat, they could produce a tv series called something like.
I m a celebrity get me off of here.
Pete

Or a much better title Pete . . . "I'm a celebrity, throw me off here!" 

Yes indeed

How about including all the pretentious folk who take great pleasure in being known by one name only. That guy with black hair and well-groomed beard who has far too many gleaming white teeth springs to mind.
I can't remember his name, but he seems to pop up on almost everything.
Al.

No 3 on the list Al

bikeralw wrote:How about including all the pretentious folk who take great pleasure in being known by one name only. That guy with black hair and well-groomed beard who has far too many gleaming white teeth springs to mind.
I can't remember his name, but he seems to pop up on almost everything.
Al.

Pillock??

Gromit wrote:

bikeralw wrote:How about including all the pretentious folk who take great pleasure in being known by one name only. That guy with black hair and well-groomed beard who has far too many gleaming white teeth springs to mind.
I can't remember his name, but he seems to pop up on almost everything.
Al.

Pillock??

Forever known as "The guy with the teeth".

Wishful thinking, but it would be nice to think we could have more intelligent, impartial presenters, journalists etc with real programmes, while the ship of fools sails endlessly round the Bermuda Triangle. Problem is I think with the removal of all the self appointed celebrities we will have created a vacuum which will only draw in a never ending supply of these cretins.

Davy