It all started going wrong when ….

…. I found out that Rock Hudson was gay after wishing to be just like him (i.e. handsome, rich and with women fawning all over him) ….

…. then Jimmy Saville (who I admired for his apparently selfless service to charity) fell by the wayside as a serial child abuser and necrophiliac ….

…. and now it looks as if "Jake the Peg" is on his was to serve time!

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?

"Dutto"]Hi there,

Just seen this. It is the definitive description of the Scottish Midge.

https://youtu.be/zHv7ixhN46A

Enjoy.

Well I think your safe having Kenneth McKellar as one of your folk heroes unlike the other 3 you mention, also Val Doonican and Andy Williams always seemed pretty solid to me, no dark side, and Peter Paul and Mary, and "Gentleman" Jim Reeves and Harry Corbet and Sooty and I'm sure you can think of others. It is still a wonderful world!

also that fat Welsh bloke, watshisname, the goon who sang "When I rule the world", no flies (midges?) on him were there?

Harry Secombe?

Tom Jones?   

Frank

Ha Ha nice one Boxerman but yes Harry Secombe is the one I was thinking of. Lovely deep voice (naturally being a Welshman).

My goodness!!     

I had Rolf Harris down as a pervert; but I didn't realise he was insane until Vanessa Feltz claimed that he had sexually assaulted her!!

Over the years I have spent many, many nights alone in my bunk on ships, production platforms, drilling rigs, hotels etc and I have to say that, of the many thousands on women that I have logged in my consciousness, not once did Vanessa Feltz feature in any erotic thoughts I may have had!

I almost feel sorry for Rolf that he became so desperate!!   

Best regards,
 

He had high standards.....

Stands on hind legs? Check
Female? Check
Still breathing? Check

Neither of them seemed to be too fussy