Overworked and Tired

by deka Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:07 am

I'M SO TIRED

BOY AM I TIRED, EXHAUSTED, WORN OUT

FOR MANY YEARS I'VE BEEN BLAMING IT ON MIDDLE AGE,

POOR BLOOD, LACK OF VITAMINS, AIR POLLUTION, IN FACT

ANYTHING THAT MAY AFFECT, SUCH AS SACCHARIN, OBESITY,

DIETING, UNDER ARM ODOUR, YELLOW WAX BUILD UP AND

ANY OTHER MALADIES THAT MAKE YOU WONDER IF LIFE IS

REALLY WORTH LIVING.

BUT I HAVE JUST FINISHED READING A REPORT WHICH PUTS

A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SLANT ON THE PROBLEM.

THE FACT IS I'M TIRED BECAUSE I AM OVERWORKED

THIS REPORT DETAILS THE FACT THAT ....

THE POPULATION OF THE COUNTRY IS 51 MILLION

OF THESE 21 MILLION ARE RETIRED, WHICH LEAVES

30 MILLION TO ACTUALLY DO THE WORK,

THERE ARE 19MILLION AT SCHOOL WHICH THEN LEAVES

11 MILLION TO DO THE WORK.

2 MILLION ARE UNEMPLOYED AND 4 MILLION ARE EMPLOYED

BY THE GOVERMENT AND 3 MILLION ARE EMPLOYED BY

COUNTY BOROUGH COUNCILS, THIS LEAVES JUST 2 MILLION

PEOPLE TO DO ALL THE REMAINING WORK. TAKE AWAY THE

ONE MILLION THAT SERVE IN THE ARMED FORCES THE 620,000

PEOPLE CURRENTLY IN HOSPITAL, THE 379,998 INMATES OF PRISON

THAT LEAVES JUST TWO PEOPLE TO DO THE WORK ! YOU AND ME!

AND YOU ARE SITTING ON YOUR BACKSIDE READING THIS !!!!

NO WONDER I'M TIRED

by DuxDeluxe Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:59 pm

You carry on..... I've got my feet up waiting for my tea. innocent

by deka Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:50 pm

"I like it", I must be doing something wrong I'm just cooking my own. shrugg

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