Gone to pot

Does nothing work properly any more, tried to call the doctors today as they had screwed up my medication (again) and message "We don't take calls on Mondays as it is our busiest day" "Dial 999 if an emergency or call back later in the week.
I cant talk to the telephone company about my phone or internet, I tried to make an overseas payment in USD and the credit card company can't tell me what the exchange rate is. Turn on the tap and cola comes, look in the river at the bottom of the garden and cola and worse goes in. There are potholes the size of a bomb crater in the road outside yet the council has spent my taxes painting double yellows down a road where I haven't seen a car parked in 20 years. Politicians and those in positions of authority have their noses in the trough at the same time as fleecing anyone they can get away with that doesn't make them unpopular. Workman give a quote and then never come back or just don't turn up, the Police cant deal with burglars but no problem if you are doing 34 in a 30.
You can tell I have had a bad morning.
I have worked in some pretty corrupt and inefficient places, Africa, Russia and more, at least you KNEW the powers that be were corrupt and that Dick Turpin was behind the mask and if you switched the light it probably wouldn't come on . 
Its all become a .... show.
There I feel better now.

Groundhog. Please don’t take on so. Glad you feel ok now…..you almost melted my iPad.
Oh and by the way……being a prolific poster you will know the  answer This is my 1,000 th post. On reaching this milestone do I  get a prize, badge or free holiday in Cornwall?

Worse than that Bob, you actually get 2 free holidays in Cornwall!!!!!

Re the light GH, with Millibrain now in charge of energy, that's more or less guaranteed......
I have a diesel genny and lots of diesel......

Thought you'd have gone electric Ian as you are so fond of electric cars

IanH wrote:Worse than that Bob, you actually get 2 free holidays in Cornwall!!!!!

No…..that really is a bit OTT!

Bobskate wrote:

IanH wrote:Worse than that Bob, you actually get 2 free holidays in Cornwall!!!!!

No…..that real is a bit OTT!

He doesn't understand Bob, thinks Ginsters make pasties.

groundhog wrote:

He doesn't understand Bob, thinks Ginsters make pasties.

Now I have to confess. Have been to Cornwall many times and true pasties are nectar of the gods! There is a butcher in St Columb Major…..

Good man. Reject all cheap imitations

Looks like we Devonians are finally vindicated, eat your heart out dreckly.

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Well, it takes all sorts I suppose

Of course the English are bound to stick together, endorsed by the Daily Fail so must be accurate. Written by experts.... ex a has been and spurt a drip under pressure.

Oh dear, that was easy 

So much more fun than my original post, thread drift has never been better.

Must try harder, MP. We weren’t born yesterday

groundhog wrote:So much more fun than my original post, thread drift has never been better.

Your original post was pretty depressing though true, is Anarchy the way to go?  I don't think any of the current crop of useless idiot politicians will make any difference, tax and waste other peoples money on wokeness, hammer the pensioners,  ignore the infrastructure, build on green field sites and outlaw freedom of speech seems to be their general direction, not much different to the last lot.  

It's all about control, we don't need any of them.  Cheer up, life's a joke.

I just got really angry this morning spending hours dealing with such ineficiency.
Back to normal now. I nice Phelps will put it all right tomorrow.

If nothing else, it proves, twice this month, actually, that humour isn't actually illegal on here!!

Unrelated, well nearly, saw an ad tonight that Gregs now do home delivery......

How right you are Ian.
Humour is so important if we could all embrace it the World would be a better place.
All these inconveniences are trivial compared to what I know many of us here have seen.

groundhog wrote:I just got really angry this morning spending hours dealing with such ineficiency.
Back to normal now. I nice Phelps will put it all right tomorrow.

A Philps!! Have you tried their Elephant's Foot/Feet? I warn you, they’re the size of a dinner plate and will feed at least 2 of you.

groundhog wrote:How right you are Ian.
Humour is so important if we could all embrace it the World would be a better place.
All these inconveniences are trivial compared to what I know many of us here have seen.

One thing though, GH
Seems my mini lecture re positive thinking hasn't really either worked or sunk in, need some more????

Tinwheeler wrote:

groundhog wrote:I just got really angry this morning spending hours dealing with such ineficiency.
Back to normal now. I nice Phelps will put it all right tomorrow.

A Philps!! Have you tried their Elephant's Foot/Feet? I warn you, they’re the size of a dinner plate and will feed at least 2 of you.

I haven't I need to lose weight not put more on, look delicious though.

IanH wrote:

groundhog wrote:How right you are Ian.
Humour is so important if we could all embrace it the World would be a better place.
All these inconveniences are trivial compared to what I know many of us here have seen.

One thing though, GH
Seems my mini lecture re positive thinking hasn't really either worked or sunk in, need some more????

Qué? I know nothing

I take it that an Elephant's foot being referred to is a Spam Fritter, it was in the Navy.  I always preferred babies heads, suet steak and kidney pudding, not so greasy.  My favourite was sautéed kidneys on fried bread for breakfast, probably not best to state the naval slang for this dish, it involved a raft.

Nah, it’s choux pastry filled with cream and topped with chocolate.
These are small ones.