Stop the World - I can't take any more!!

The new van has Remis blinds on the windscreen and side windows.

It also has an iconic warning sign which says, "When the blinds are closed, do not drive."

It's not often I am lost for words, but this time . . . . . . .

Dave

Gromit wrote:The new van has Remis blinds on the windscreen and side windows.

It also has an iconic warning sign which says, "When the blinds are closed, do not drive."

It's not often I am lost for words, but this time . . . . . . .

Dave

     

But then again I well remember reading one of the notes that came with my electric razor that said ....


.... and thinking "What kind of eejit would do that?"

The brush that was provided to clean the razor now looks really mangy ....

.... and I see the kind of eejit that would try and clean the razor when it was running every time I look in the mirror to shave!     

Best regards,

Ian

Wondered why I couldn't see where I was going
mike
vwt4

I'm ordering the new self drive version so we can stay in bed while we travel overnight.

I think the Americans call them automatics.
I'll get my coat!!!

Gromit wrote:The new van has Remis blinds on the windscreen and side windows.

It also has an iconic warning sign which says, "When the blinds are closed, do not drive."

It's not often I am lost for words, but this time . . . . . . .

Dave

Yes, that is something I have sat in the drivers seat and pondered myself 

Are there any instructions on how to open the blinds...... you could be there a while if you don't know how to do it?
Rich..

RML wrote:Are there any instructions on how to open the blinds...... you could be there a while if you don't know how to do it?
Rich..

Ah! Perhaps it's a cunning anti theft device 

All is not lost!!

It doesn't prohibit driving in reverse by using the rear view camera.

Dave

I can see the insurance claim form now ............................"In your opinion how did the accident occur" ? 

Who here remembers the guy in the states who crashed his RV whilst he was at the back brewing up or something, his excuse was that he thought it'd be ok as he'd left it on cruise-control 

Then a while back I bought a pair of those 'tough' scissors, the type that are in a strong-sealed pack, on the back it said   'cut open with scissors' .

Who needs to see if you engage cruise control? i.e. US scenario.

modelman wrote:Who here remembers the guy in the states who crashed his RV whilst he was at the back brewing up or something, his excuse was that he thought it'd be ok as he'd left it on cruise-control 

Then a while back I bought a pair of those 'tough' scissors, the type that are in a strong-sealed pack, on the back it said   'cut open with scissors' .

Yes, I remember that   I think his excuse was it didn't say not to and have a feeling he might have won the case?

In Filey there is a dirt footpath/track and the council have just put up a sign saying 'Caution uneven surface' . I am inclined to think most dirt tracks may be uneven